screw capitalism, let’s play!
So what is the game like? Well, it’s just like monopoly for sex toys, except there’s no play money. Or money of any kind. Actually, capitalism sucks in real life, why would I want to play at it in my free time? Instead, you earn your toys by completing silly, sexy, hands-on challenges. If you’ve always wanted an excuse to spank your buddy, tell dirty jokes, or show off your horse orgasm impersonation skills, you just found it!
How does it work?
You start on Consent (obviously) and move your player token clockwise around the board. Unless you get a switch card that tells you to go the other direction. Whoops. Anyway, as you travel around the board, you’ll land on kinky toy spaces (like sling, safeword, and chaps). When you get there, if the toy is unowned, you’ll read the card silently to yourself and decide if you want to attempt the challenge. If you don’t want to attempt to earn it, simply say “that’s not my kink,” and end your turn. If someone else owns the toy you land on, though, watch out! You might be in for a spanking, owe them a massage, or have to fetch them a drink. Don’t worry though, you may always opt out of consequences with a handy safeword token. If you abuse the privilege, though, you may be sent to the dungeon, where you’ll have to voyuer your friends having all the fun. Its a rough life. Oh, and don’t forget to remove an article of clothing each time you pass Consent… unless you are playing the “street legal” rules variant.
