Ah, July 4th, the American holiday of celebrating our independence from Britain. Now it’s mostly turned into a reason to drink a bunch of beer, have a BBQ with friends and make loud, expensive, colorful explosions in the sky.
There’s a better way to celebrate and that’s to have a your own personal sexual revolution. There are lots of kinky ways to play with the symbols of celebration. I just love themed kink, don’t you?!
The party stores can be a treasure trove of kinky delight if you go in there with the right mind-set. Right after holidays is always a good time to get discounted goodies too.
1) Zentai suits are suddenly popular for holidays. I can’t speak to the quality of them since I’ve never used them but I see them for every holiday in the commercials. Regardless it’s probably fairly cheap and not good for long term but could be helpful in figuring out whether it turns you on enough to invest in the real thing.
2) Streamers! Rolls of red, white and blue streams are a fun (and slightly silly!) way of playing with restraint. If you just use about 10 wraps of each color it would be easy to get out of (struggling can be sexy…and if you escape…) or you can wrap and wrap and wrap until the body is covered, contained and restrained from moving. Holiday mummification!
3) If you’ve never explored sploshing but the idea of a food fight turns you on then have your first messy sexual experience! You can do a picnic theme (I once turned a man into a human hot-dog, see accompanying picture) or you can do a red, white and blue dessert theme with blueberry sauce, whipped cream and maraschino cherries. Quick Tip: Keep the sugary goodness outside of your naughty bits to avoid health issues.
4) Stake your claim. This holiday is about breaking free from the shackles of previous beliefs (or at least it’s something like that) so you can embody the spirit by using this month to explore some new sexual territory. Don’t go past your hard limits, but find something that intrigues you and your partner(s) and give it a go.
5) Pervertable play toys! Use only BBQ toys for impact and sensation play. The (brand new) wire brush makes for a scratchy sensation that some love. I nice flat (brand new) BBQ spatula, which is usually made of steel is a natural spanking tool. In fact you can find these items at dollar stores so you can have a small collection that’s only used for sexy time. Don’t mix your grilling tools up with your sex toys!
A few things you might avoid:
1) Using sparklers in orifices. It looks cool but results in a real health threat.
2) Drinking and doing a kinky scene. Heavy drinking does NOT improve a scene.
3) Eating to much and then trying to have sex. Just cuddle. You can celebrate another day *wink*