Welcome to the first-ever Kink Academy Valentine’s Gift Guide! Whether you love Valentine’s Day or hate it with the power of a thousand suns, we hope there is something in here that will put a little extra pep in your step this Valentine’s/Galentine’s/Palentine’s Day!
For the Kinky Home
This hard enamel bottle opener is designed so you can open bottles using the bulge and bound heels of a very cute bondage boy with heart nipples.
This all natural soy wax candle is hand poured and made to order. Made in Nashville from ethically grown soybeans.
This gorgeous art print captures the intimate sensuality of Shibari bondage. Made by an independent artist in the UK.
This hand-poured soy wax and paraffin candle was designed with wax play in mind. It comes in a variety of colors and scents so you can have your wax play just the way you like it.
Nothing says “you’re special to me” like a custom erotic embroidery! These incredibly intricate and tactile embroideries are created by artist Marin Boyle in Toronto. Turnaround time is 3-5 weeks.
$25.00 – $62.00
This gift set is perfect for the erotica lover in your life. The upgraded full box (which looks like it’s worth the extra cost from the box upgrade alone) includes “smut-tea” bags, smut bookmarks, naughty conversation heart stickers, and more.
This one-of-a-kind stained glass suncatcher is sexy, but subtle enough that it doesn’t necessarily need to be hidden when the in-laws come over (depending on the in-laws). Made by an independent stained glass artist in Texas.
Toys & Gear
Add a new spiky toy to your bondage play this Valentine’s Day! This device digs into the chin and the breast bone and won’t allow the head to come down. The spikes are generally not sharp enough to pierce skin, and can easily be filed down if you prefer them to be a little gentler. Rope not included.
Bring some Valentine’s aesthetic into your bondage! This set of five ropes is treated with jojoba oil, so that it is soft and ready for use.
Want to try some discreet public or long-distance play? Insert this vibe and a partner can control it from anywhere using an app, creating some very fun surprises.
Create the ultimate relaxing massage experience with this CBD-infused massage oil. Light a candle for ambiance and let the tension melt away.
Clothing & Accessories
Jewelry is a traditional gift for Valentine’s Day, but these little sterling silver studs with a bondage twist are anything but traditional. They are handmade in the artist’s workshop in Athens.
This suggestive sticker is beautifully illustrated by an independent artist based in California.
It’s a great way to add a little kinky flair to a laptop, phone, or journal.
This pack of kinky adult-themed stickers is handcrafted by two Native artists who are also sisters! The stickers are waterproof vinyl.
Kinky Learning & Exploration
This workbook is designed to help you discover your most authentic kinky self so you can have the most fulfilling kink experiences possible. Created by Kink Academy founder and longtime dominatrix Princess Kali.
Written by two Kink Academy educators, this book is a fantastic guide to kink culture. From munches, play parties, to leather bars, conferences, and much more, you’ll learn etiquette and norms for navigating kinky communities, including what to wear!
A place to write daily musings, dark secrets, and wild fantasies. This soft cover notebook has lined pages, or you can special-order it with dot-grid or blank pages.
This card game is designed to elicit illicit confessions and explore new acts of embarrassment. If you like a little degradation with your kink, this game is for you!
Holiday Cards & Gift Wrap
Made by an independent trans artist in southern California, this card is perfect for the mistress or sissy in your life.
UK-based kinky artist Linolicous has a whole line of kinky Valentine’s Day cards. Choose one for each of your favorite perverts!
Designed by queer artists in Los Angeles, this wrapping paper is a great mix of cute and sexy. Also check out their butt plug valentine gift wrap!
There are way too many wonderful kinky things to fit in this gift guide. Here are a few more that we couldn’t stand to leave out.
We hope you have a delightfully naughty Valentine’s Day.
With love from your friends at Kink Academy